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A gag gift that looks like cowboy boots

The brief is usually: something he will actually wear, that still gets a laugh.

A mustard and black cowboy boot sock with a cream cuff, seen from the side.

Mustard and Black does that. Bright mustard, black foot, cream cuff. From across the room it looks like he found a way to wear cowboy boots to dinner. Up close it is a knitted crew.

One unisex size. Folded in a printed band. You do not need wrapping paper.

They are not liners. They are not merino for inside a boot. More on that: These are not cowboy boot socks.

Him, her, dad: Gift socks that look like cowboy boots, him, her, dad.

What the socks actually are: Socks that look like cowboy boots.

A pair is $15 plus $6.95 shipping. The three-pair set is $36 delivered.

Buy Mustard — $15 Get all three — $36 delivered

Not ready to buy? Get on the gift list — we email when there is a real shipping deadline.

Ordering for a shop counter? Ten pairs, $110 shipped.

Packed in Bastrop, Texas.

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