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Stocking stuffer socks that look like cowboy boots
A stocking is a bad place to guess a shoe size. One unisex size fixes that.
Mustard and Black is the one that does the work if you do not know their taste. Bright mustard, black foot, cream cuff. Him, a stocking, the pair people stop you about.
Pink and Cream is for her. Cream base, hot pink line-work. Quiet under a trouser, loud when she sits down.
Camel and Brown is for dad. Leather tones, a brown cuff that reads as the boot top. The convincing one. Not Mustard. Mustard is not the office pair.
If you do not know, get all three. They arrive folded in a printed band. You do not need wrapping paper.
They are not liners. They are not merino for inside a boot. More on that: These are not cowboy boot socks.
The gag gift: A gag gift that looks like cowboy boots.
Him, her, dad: Gift socks that look like cowboy boots, him, her, dad.
A pair is $15 plus $6.95 shipping. The three-pair set is $36 delivered.
Buy Mustard — $15 Buy Pink — $15 Buy Camel — $15
Not ready to buy? Get on the gift list — we email when there is a real shipping deadline.
Ordering for a shop counter? Ten pairs, $110 shipped.
Packed in Bastrop, Texas.